Mitsubishi Proton or Proton Mitsubishi?

Before I start, I would like to dedicate a perfect picture to Mr. anon who recently commented.

They say a picture says a thousand words, this one just says fuck you.

Suck my hairy balls.

No hard feelings, we love your comments actually. It made us laugh. Honestly. Keep up the good work cock. =)

Moving on.

I'm sure everyone has noticed throughout these years, some Malaysians have the cock desire of doing stuff to their cars. While I don't see the point of it, I must admit, some of them are pretty well done. After all, the passion for cars is very common around the world. Here I have a plain ol' minimal pictures post.

However, have you ever noticed that proton in front of your car? Wait, it says Mitsubishi on it. I could have sworn I saw a proton. Oh thats right, my bad, I guess I didn't see the size of the head of that idiotic dipshit behind that black tinted window in his badly remodified proton that makes a lot of noise and polutes the environment. Not forgetting the part where he puts a mitsubishi logo and a shiny mitsubishi tag in the rear of his "mean machine" hoping deeply in his heart that he would fool everyone on the streets, thinking he owns a mitsubishi.

Eat elephant shit!

Personally, I find it hilarious. I mean, who are you trying to fool? Okay okay I admit, I'm not a car wiz or anything. So no need for comments asking what do I know about cars. Frankly, I don't, not that I don't care, I just dont. But heck, even Ray Charles can tell its a proton if he was Malaysian.

Even he's not that blind.

I shall refer the common herd that practices such stupidity as Species M. *Wink*

Dear all species M,

There's no need to hide the proton-ness on your proton. We're proud of it as Malaysians. Look, we get the point, proton uses mitsubishi's engine bla bla bla. No matter how you put it, how you modify it, how you desperately insist its a mitsubishi, its still a proton.

Its like many things in life, here's a list. No matter:

1)how many watermelons u can fit in ur pussy, you are not Paris Hilton

2)how big of an asshole you say you are, you are still not Kim Il-sung

3)how gay you try to be, you are not Rain

4)how manly you think you are, you are not Chuck Norris

5)how many people call you captain annoying, you are not Alvin and the fucking Chipmunks.

Really, you may have your G-spot as deep as between your lungs, you are still no bigger whore than Lindsay Lohan. So no matter how much you try to portray an image of a mitsubishi on your proton, its still a damn proton. An ugly one thanks to your ugly looking new logo that looks like it's been welded on by apes.

Don't waste your money on mods that make your car look furthermore ridiculous, a proton is fine. Sure people won't notice you, so? Because you don't want to get the wrong attention. You must realise how big of a cock you look like in that mitsubishi proton. It's like Sean Kingston with 4 wheels. If we were to borrow Topgear's Cock-O-Meter, you will score a perfect 100 while you drive past. On a scale of 10 that is. And sodomised the machine.

Wonder what Jeremy Clarkson has to say about Proton Mitsubishis.

Not to mention it's unnessecarily loud for the speed it can achieve. Damn noisy, noisier than 2 japanese whores. If you have a Ferrari 430 Scuderia, by all means you are welcome to shake our streets, make our ears bleed, or crash and kill yourself and a couple of hippies beside the road. But you make a hell of a noise, grabbing our attention, make babies cry, just to look at your cock? If there's a punishment, you should get your big cock tied and pulled by 300 spartans till it snaps. Then kicked in the balls in an alternating manner.

The Equation of Justice

Junster's Tip of the Day: If you want a car that looks like a Mitsubishi, sounds like a Mitsubishi, performs like a Mitsubishi and includes a stock Mitsubishi logo, buy a fucking Mitsubishi.

Go away,
The Junster