Monday, July 7, 2008

Always Look on the Bright Side of Life

Scenario : You were walking down the street and you found a $50 note, a rolled up joint and 3 bottles of Sprite sitting by the sidewalk for free. You spend the money on hookers, smoke the joint and drink the Sprite to quench your post-joint thirst. Suddenly a police car swings by and you get busted for possession, solicitation and drinking a policeman's Sprite and go to jail for 3 years.

Hey, look on the bright side, at least you don't have to cook for a long time =)


Is caned,
The Hammer

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