The Jonas Dog Shit Brothers.For the past month or two, the Jonas Brothers are beginning to acquire increasing popularity thanks to miss country loving californian bitch Miley Cyrus aka Miley Steward aka Destiny Hope Cyrus aka Hannah Montana aka Miss. Look!-I-have-so-many-stupid-names-just-in-case-I-forget-any!-Yay-me!
This teen pop, dance pop, BUBBLEGUM pop, and/or pop "rock" star makes a living out of spreading the conspiracy of shit music is Rock. In December 2007, she was ranked #17 in the list of Forbes Top twenty earners under 25 with an annual earning of US$3.5 million. WTF?!
Hey children! Today I, The Junster am going to play you some shit that sounds like toads having anal sex, and you little deaf sunshines are going to make me US$ 3.5 million okay?
Utter bullnuts. Big ones.
Jesus Christ! I touched Miley Cyrus today!
Back to the point.
This teen pop, dance pop, BUBBLEGUM pop, and/or pop "rock" star makes a living out of spreading the conspiracy of shit music is Rock. In December 2007, she was ranked #17 in the list of Forbes Top twenty earners under 25 with an annual earning of US$3.5 million. WTF?!
Hey children! Today I, The Junster am going to play you some shit that sounds like toads having anal sex, and you little deaf sunshines are going to make me US$ 3.5 million okay?
Utter bullnuts. Big ones.
Jesus Christ! I touched Miley Cyrus today!Back to the point.
Big nuts Brother's career started off through Disney. Typical. Like many successful celebrities today.
I miss the mickey mouse club.Thier songs are were very Disney based, for example they played the theme song for American Dragon: Jake Long Season 2. Which sucked as bad as cold wet shit. Now they've decided to take it one step foward, wear fancy expensive clothes, play a few gay and/or korean chords and give girls with ears sized like satellite dishes a hell of a wet panty.
Of course this increasing hype over these half-wits had attracted my attention. Thus I went to the Shrine of All Knowledge, Youtube to anticipate some good shit ass rocking. I've even prepared more boxers incase I got wet as well.
What I found was staggering, I then watched some of thier music videos, live concerts and even looked up these incest loving dipshits in wikipedia.
Shrine of All Knowledge, Youtube.
Being a drummer, obviously I payed more attention to someone in my own league. In this live performance, Nick Jonas, the testicle nibbling drummer plays what he call a drum solo with some dick head beside. That weak ass drumming is repetitive, boring, stupid, slow, repetitive, and he just had to add in somemore bullshit to sound like a hip-hop wigger (wigger = white + nigger) in between bars. Fucking rubbish, watch Mike Portnoy and Joey Jordison before using the words 'drum solo'. Dick Jonas sounded more like George of the Jungle. Only more retarded.
Yesterday George smash tree, today George smash drum! duh ho ho!
Then all of a sudden, 3 clowns comes on stage. One batters a garbage can with an oversized bowling pin, like an immature fucktard, the other plays with the garbage can lid, like an immature fucktard, and one more on the fire extinguisher, like an immature fucktard. Pfft! News flash dumbass! You're not on fire! Even a video of An eskimo having missionary sex with a penguin in an igloo is hotter. And i mean it.
After 2.22 minutes of lullaby that gives babies nightmares, I had enough. Then Wikipedia told me this:
Throughout 2005, the Jonas Brothers went on several tours, including Kelly Clarkson, Jesse McCartney, the Backstreet Boys, and The Click Five. They spent the latter portion of the year on an anti-drug tour with Aly & AJ and The Cheetah Girls. Additionally, they opened for The Veronicas in early 2006.
It came to me, these posers are pussies.
You pussies!What the fuck? No rock band plays for American Idol, blonde McGayney, the Gaystreet Boys and The Dick Five. No fucking way. And which of the greatest rock stars were anti-drugs? Slash? No. Jimi Hendrix? No. Eddie Van Halen? No. Deep Purple? No. Black Sabbath? No. The Jonas Broth... Wait... Scratch that thought. All greatest rockstars die in dignity that is drug overdose. The Cocaine Corn Team feels more than offended. This is worthy of shooting them in the crotch. Maybe bombing. Even for Osama's standards.
You're fucked with sandpaper pipes now assholes!
Go stick to christmas songs dipshit. Don't come back until you punch Santa Claus.
What guts to call themselves a rockband. Even I can drum better than Dick Jonas. Heck, my fart is a more decent music than their 2 minute fiasco. Suck my drum ass kicking dick Jonas.
Suck it.
Junster's Tip of the Day: Don't blog about the Jonas Brothers if you don't want to stumble upon pictures of shit sex, bull penis, black men's penis, gay pictures and gay music. No, seriously.
Needs a blowjob from a hot chick,
The Junster
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